Official reports are in, and the Jim Krapf "Real American" Halloween costumes have officially out sold the Michael Jackson and Hillary Clinton Costumes for 2009 according to Wal-Mart and Target stores. Our boy Jimmy K, who may (according to unofficial reports) may be a distant relative to Betsy Ross, was sent home twice from his job as a full time Firefighter (name of the department has not been added, but it rhymes with "Fester") this week for failing to remove an American Flag from his locker has received national attention --- not quite as much as the dude with the weather balloon in Colorado--but a lot!! Krapf, who is also in his last year of his "Masters of Bounceology", is a widely popular "bouncer" in many college age bars throughout the county, is overwhelmed with all the attention and support he's received. "I was taking a bath when my iphone starting ringing off the hook". "So I got on my Facebook...and... BAM... I had like 25 Friend Requests all of a sudden". If you would like to support our brother firefighter, a rally is being held outside the "__________” Fire Headquarters at 9:00 am tomorrow, October 19th. Fireman, veterans and patriots from all over the region are expected to attend. On behalf of ALL THE PATRONS and Management of Flashovers Tavern we are proud to support our brother. Don't be a"BUT*ER " wear your flag straight up not upside down.Support Jimmy Krapf!
